I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He? As in you personified your dick?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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