weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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