unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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