One girl and one boy is just not enough.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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