I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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