Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
True strength comes from lack of pants
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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