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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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