BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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