I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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