you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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