Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
A+ Viking dick
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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