Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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