I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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