This girl is more easily done than said...
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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