have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
should my penis look like a turkey
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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