"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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