ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Randomize
