Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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