Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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