U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
