is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Drunk is not a location!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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