I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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