She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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