I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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