i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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