Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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