My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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