Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
