Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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