it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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