I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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