quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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