so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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