who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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