That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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