she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
you traded sex for a burrito?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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