I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize