The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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