I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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