I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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