I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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