I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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