she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I think i got beer on your cat.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
