Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I want her autograph on my taint
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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