Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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