Its about making memories worth repressing
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Randomize
