i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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