You're completely useless in the revolution.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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