Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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