so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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