But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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